shiksa-feminista:

riningear:

Pompeii 
(pitched to different “gender”)

Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like. 

HOLY FUCK

Fill so your followers can get to know you 

1. State your name: jasmine
2. State the name that your parents almost named you: abigail
3. Which of your relatives do you get along with the most? my dad
4. What was your first job? waitress
5. Did anything embarrassing happen this week? not really
6. Do you miss your ex? no
7. White chocolate or dark chocolate? white 
8. Do people praise you for your looks? no not really
9. What is your favorite color of clothing to wear? black
10. How do you wear your makeup? foundation/mascara/sometimes eyeliner
11. What are some of your nicknames? lol
12. How many bedrooms are in your house? 4
13. How many bathrooms? 3
14. Do you have a job? no :(
15. Do you have a car? no :(
16. Do you work out every week? no :(
17. Did you brush your teeth this morning? obviously
18. Have you ever kissed someone you never saw again? yes
19. Have you ever sung in front of a crowd? no
20. What kind of bathing suit do you wear? i have a variety
21. Do you like your eyes? no
22. Do you think you are pretty? sometimes
23. Who was the last person you talked to in person? my friend
24. How much money is in your checking account? no
25. Are you single? yes
26. Do you want kids? yes
27. Tell me what your back pack looks like: i don’t have a backpack
29. Last movie you saw in theaters: canny remember

You love that.

I do love that. You hated that!

Cannot believe how young Marco Van Ginkel actually is

he’s such a baby

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rabioheab:

the most embarrassing thing in the world is that this is what i wrote as my goodbye message in my 8th grade yearbook 

"So, I love you because the
entire universe conspired to
help me find you."
- Paulo Coelho (via romanticdreamerfromrome)

Guys we beat Barcelona playing Jose Bosingwa at centre back…………… I think we’ll live

posted 1 day ago with 2 notes

Guys, this time last year we would have been playing Ross Turnbull

Be thankful for Mr Marco Schwarzer

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